I guess I am easily entertained. There is a story in the Oshkosh Northwestern today about the pavement heaving because of the extreme heat. (Read about it here) Usually not a funny situation.
One of the paragraphs struck me as really funny:
"Heaving was reported on U.S. 10 in Winnebago and Waupaca counties, on U.S. 41 south of Neenah in Winnebago County and on U.S. 151 near Beaver Dam. No major crashes were reported because of the heaves, however."
Makes one think about the value of reading one's writing before submitting it.